Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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