Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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