I want to walk on stilts...naked
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
smell my finger.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
how do you play pong handcuffed?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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