I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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