How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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