Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I just found a bag of teeth...
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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