White coat. Heels.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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