Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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