i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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