haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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