..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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