THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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