Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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