First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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