so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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