I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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