Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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