Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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