I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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