I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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