well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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