Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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