If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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