Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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