Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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