I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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