You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
We smell like vodka and hangover
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
