Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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