I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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