Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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