i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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