No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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