My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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