how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We had to coat check the pizza.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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