I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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