Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I lost the right to judge tonight
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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