I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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