We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
