What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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