fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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