D3 body, D1 cock
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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