I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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