I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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