I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i think i have two assholes
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
