We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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