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i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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