what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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