Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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