I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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