these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Never joke about your clitoris.
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