My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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